Don't grow up, kids.

i'm tiffany. i'd say i'm a pretty funny girl.
i follow back, i'm not one of those grubby bitches.
instagram: tiffyb0biffy

If you don't like giraffes then #swerve.
“College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.””
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"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)

Taylor here. I’m locking myself in my room and not leaving until I figure out how to use my Tumblr. Well, I might leave for a second to get a snack or something but that is IT. I am FOCUSED. I have lots of questions, help me.

taylorswift:

phoenixxpoetry:

ask away sweet one!!!!

Is re blogging what I’m doing right now and is this the best way to write back to someone?
Also how do I get GIFs?
How do you post them?
How do I have one of those convos you always see screen shots of on Instagram?
Is that by re blogging or is there some sort of conversation board on here?
Overwhelmed. Taking deep breaths.

I love you

taylorswift:

youareinloves:

taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch

HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.

fear

insightfulgriaffequeen:

I am absolutely terrified you will wake up and realize I’m scum and you don’t need me and leave like you probably should

insightfulgriaffequeen:

I hurt you and I’ve been having a really hard time trying not to hurt myself

findinghomeinabook:

I will never cease to be amazed by books. Seriously. Just think about it: thousands of people read the same book but in each one’s mind the characters look different and the setting changes and we’re all reading the same thing but it’s so unique to each of us. That is insanely cool.

“I get way too sensitive when I get attached to someone. I can detect the slightest change in the tone of their voice, and suddenly I’m spending all day trying to figure out what I did wrong.”
- Humans of New York - Amman, Jordan (via 5000letters)

gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

tiddiemeat420:

wait
clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

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